Photographer Greg Williams has photographed some of the biggest stars in the world and some of the hottest models, often in provocative poses. So when Esquire asked him to shoot Megan Fox for their June issue this summer, it was little surprise that it came out as Megan’s sexiest photoshoot of the year. And finally, on this glorious day in history, we have the super high quality photos from that shoot. Prepare for your jaw to drop.

Sometimes, no wait, it’s always hard to believe that the New York Post pays people to write this garbage. Because for one, it’s very clearly not proofread which is apparent through the grammar and formatting. More importantly, even if someone did give a shit about Kanye West at a spinning class and how he was “ringing” out his shirt, there is absolutely no way to prove if this story is true or not.

As a matter of fact, our insider was also at the SoulCycle spin studio on West 72nd Street for the 6:30pm class. Our insider also identified Lyor Cohen (Warner Music CEO), as Page Six reports, but he wasn’t giving daps and pounds to Kanye. It was a bum from down the street who thought he had snuck into some kind of soul food event. Not looking to embarrass himself, the hobo stuck around despite not being very athletic or generally having a clue as to what was going on. Lyor was coaching him the whole way, showing what a stand up guy he is caring about the homeless like that.

There’s a lot of sketchy celeb trash mags in the UK.. well in the US also, but the UK really likes to go over the top with their ridiculousness. Take for instance a story about Kelly Brook at the GQ Awards this week. The Mirror is implying Transporter star Jason Statham was scared to show up at the event if there was going to be any sort of confrontation with his ex-girlfriend (Brook). Despite the fact that they are both in new relationships now, and the fact that they broke up FIVE YEARS ago. But yeah, I’m sure it played out exactly how you say, Mirror. I believe the anonymous comment on your post before I believe your mish mush.

That being said, Kelly did look mighty fine at the awards. Enjoy:

It’s almost a fact that the only reason Dollhouse is even on the air is because of this little minx right here. Now, I have never seen the show myself but I can only believe this to be true. This is hollywood after all.

Here’s Eliza filming scenes for the show in a sexy red dress. And damn, she keeps getting hotter and hotter. Keep up the sexiness! You’re #1! (Well not quite, but you’re getting there!)

They say the ocean is a place to cleanse yourself of sin. So it’s no surprise that we see Sophie Monk there pretty often. We have no proof that Sophie is a dirty girl, but some of us here at Classy Hollywood HQ would like to imagine it so don’t rain on our (my) parade!

Shawne Merriman is starting to make Chris Brown look like Mother Teresa. The San Diego District Attorney is reviewing the case and today brought Tila in, and sure enough she has bruises on her arms.

If you have a really short term memory or are new to the story, the incident took place over the weekend. Tila Tequila called the police around 4am Sunday morning to report abuse from her Chargers linebacker (now ex) boyfriend Shawne Merriman (who is approximately 6x her size). Tila was at his home with several of his friends and she claims that she wanted to leave but Shawne wouldn’t let her; Shawne says she was blacking out and he just wanted her to be safe. (Read more on what happened)

Tila took to her Twitter today to Twit her side of the story. Not only does she say she doesn’t drink and that the name Tila “Tequila” is meant to be ironic, but she says the real reason Shawne abused her was because she wouldn’t have sex with his friends:

Uh oh. Another tidbit Tila let fly was:

This is in response to Shawne’s lawyer immediately releasing a statement after the incident happened, with a single quote from a seemingly impartial witness. He seems credible!

Head over to Tila’s Twitter to read the rest of the story. Things are heating up.

In an interesting turn of events, actress and super sexy sexbot Sophie Monk was seen talking on a cellular telephone today. Reporters in the field believe the mobile device was owned by Ms. Monk but were unable to confirm who she spoke with or what the call was regarding. This is the part where you use your imagination.

It was a really exciting day in Hollywood today. The sun shined. People walked to their cars. And some of these people were young actresses. Even more wild, some of these actresses had perky nips on their journey through the parking lot. Hard to believe, I know. But check out the pictures below and you’ll be a believer too.

In what is seen as the ultimate sign of disrespect (in some cultures), tennis superstar Maria Sharapova sneezed then shook the hand of her opponent, Melanie Oudin, at this year’s US Open. Perhaps bitter about the dramatic upset, Sharapova may have taken things too far. Looks friendly in the pictures, but answer me this, do pictures always tell the entire story?

Mira Sorvino is my new favorite celeb I’ve never heard of before. IMDB says she’s been in 400 movies and I’ve never heard of any of them. Here she is walking the red carpet at the premiere of her new movie Like Dandelion Dust kissing some dude. I’m not a fan of PDAs, especially when it’s my fantasy lover and another man. But I’m optimistic. Could be her brother and they are just a little close. Fingers crossed!