Hayden Panettiere was questioned by Officer Rick Jervis of the Los Angeles Police Department and accused of “too much sexiness”.

According to his report, Officer Jervis was driving thru the posh Laurel Canyon neighborhood when he noticed the Heroes actress looking unusually sexy practicing her cheerleading moves for the show outside her home there. Though the law mandates a hefty fine for any woman exuding such sexiness at one time, Jervis decided against issuing a citation after he came to realize it was a messy situation. He noted that it’d be better if he left and that no one (such as Mrs. Jervis) would need to know about this little incident.